1) I dreamt I went to a housewarming which featured Bobby Davro and John Major.
2) A bus driver tried to charge me child fare, claiming I was "probably 15 or 16". Made.My.Day.
3) The spate of knifings have made me somewhat more nervous when out and about.
4) Like I wasn't already ODing on weddings, Wendy's already organising her Hen Do for next Spring. Fuck off it's a year away!
XX chromosome bearing, thirty year old, hybrid of ethnicities, reluctant scientist, new Londoner seeking curl definition, fat-free chocolate and happiness.
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