I have a fat face, I'm four pounds heavier, I'm premenstrual, I need a hair cut, I have nowt to wear, I'm bunged up with cold..and I have a date in a matter of hours. Fucking hell. Happy 2010.
Oh and someone's used up ALL the hot water. Brilliant. Que cold shower ontop of snotty nose. Brilliant. What's the point, me and men like the hydrophobic mess of lipid in water. Er,right.
XX chromosome bearing, thirty year old, hybrid of ethnicities, reluctant scientist, new Londoner seeking curl definition, fat-free chocolate and happiness.
Email me
numberwithheldATyahoo.co.uk
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