bog roll wars

We are now officially out of bog roll. I got last lot and I've not had any guests needing the toilet (I've been keeping a close eye on them), so definitely NOT my turn. I've been to loo now, I can last now till tomorrow. Heck I can even hold it in in morning till I get to work. I may even go to a mate's tomorrow night, that'll bring me to wednesday night that I don't need bog roll. You want to see how long I can keep this up? You WILL crack first..